I know its nice to have companionship and wake up with somebody that you really like, but that's what pets are for. Pets are God's way of saying, "don't lower the bar because you're lonely".

That being said, I need a pet.
michaelshiatusbeard:

scarfshipping:

yours-truly-calliope:

This is a useful resource…

i’ll be the most creative murderer the world has ever seen

two types of people

michaelshiatusbeard:

scarfshipping:

yours-truly-calliope:

This is a useful resource…

i’ll be the most creative murderer the world has ever seen

two types of people

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yellowbrickrose:

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you clever boy

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satan-5-ever:

blinkpond:

hobbitsandlocks:

hobbitsandlocks:

I told my mom about tumblr helping people get their dream pets and she told me I should jump on the bandwagon

She said if this post get 200,000 notes, I can get a teddy bear hamster like this one 

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guys my old hamster died of a stroke and I really miss him so please help me get my dream pet k thanks

Gus please my mom is laughing at me right now

I PROMISE YOU YOU WILL GET YOUR HAMSTER

WE MAKE DREAMS COME TRUE.

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But I don’t want comfort. I want poetry. I want danger. I want freedom. I want goodness. I want sin.
- Aldous Huxley, Brave New World  (via serendipitouscupoftea)

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oregon-orgasm:

wugs:

rock bottom is when youtube comments are more intelligent than your government

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oregon-orgasm:

wugs:

rock bottom is when youtube comments are more intelligent than your government

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